Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. One pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail. Meanwhile, the cow was milked by a lawyer.

Jewish proverb

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.

Chauncey Depew (1834-1928)

That government is best that governs least.

Thomas Paine (1737-1809)

The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.

Jerry Brown (1938- )

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.

Henry Kissinger (1923- )

There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.

Anonymous