Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. One pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail. Meanwhile, the cow was milked by a lawyer.
Jewish proverb
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.
Chauncey Depew (1834-1928)
That government is best that governs least.
Thomas Paine (1737-1809)
The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
Jerry Brown (1938- )
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Henry Kissinger (1923- )
There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
Anonymous